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Editorial August 6th, 2009


 

Guest Editorial

Illegal Aliens are a Slap in the Face to Everyone who came here Legally.

Now here's a thought . . . If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this:

A. Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan, Mexico or Iraq, illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

b. Once there, demand that the local government pay you a good "living allowance" if you don't feel like working, and provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

c. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food in the hospitals be cooked according to your special requirements.

d. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. And that they be printed in English.

e. Procreate abundantly.

f. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.'

g. Keep your original national identity strong. Fly your previous country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper. Or all of these things.

h. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise.

i. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim or Mexican school system.

j. Demand a local driver's license and a national insurance number equivalent.

k. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Mexico, or Iraq.

l. Drive around with no motor tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

m. Insist that the local country law enforcement agency teaches all its officers English.

n. Organize protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-whites, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.

Good luck! But I think you'll soon be dead. It could never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Mexico, or Iraq (or any other country in the world for that matter) except in the UK, US, Canada, or Australia, because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians who are too scared to 'offend' anyone. If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Mexico, or Iraq.

 

 

 

 


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