||August 6th, 2009|
Illegal Aliens are a Slap in the Face to Everyone who came here Legally.
Now here's a thought . . . If you
are ready for the adventure of a
lifetime, try this:
A. Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan,
Mexico or Iraq, illegally. Never
mind immigration quotas, visas,
international law, or any of that
b. Once there, demand that the
local government pay you a
good "living allowance" if you
don't feel like working, and provide
free medical care for you
and your entire family.
c. Demand that all nurses and
doctors be fluent in English,
and that all food in the hospitals
be cooked according to your
d. Demand free local government
forms, bulletins, etc. And
that they be printed in English.
e. Procreate abundantly.
f. Deflect any criticism of this
allegedly irresponsible reproductive
behavior with, 'It is a cultural
thing; you wouldn't understand.'
g. Keep your original national
identity strong. Fly your previous
country's national flag from
your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on
your car bumper. Or all of
h. Speak only English at home
and in public, and make sure
that your children do likewise.
i. Demand classes on English
culture in the Muslim or
Mexican school system.
j. Demand a local driver's
license and a national insurance
k. This will afford other legal
rights and will go far to legitimize
your unauthorized, illegal,
presence in Pakistan,
Afghanistan, Mexico, or Iraq.
l. Drive around with no motor
tax or insurance and ignore
local traffic laws.
m. Insist that the local country
law enforcement agency teaches
all its officers English.
n. Organize protest marches
against your host country, inciting
violence against non-whites,
non-Christians, and the government
that let you in.
Good luck! But I think you'll
soon be dead. It could never
happen in Pakistan,
Afghanistan, Mexico, or Iraq
(or any other country in the
world for that matter) except in
the UK, US, Canada, or
Australia, because we are run by
soft, politically correct politicians
who are too scared to 'offend' anyone.
If you agree, pass it on. If you
don't, go ahead and try the
above in Pakistan, Afghanistan,
Mexico, or Iraq.