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  Kaufmanís Korner January 19, 2006


Howard Kaufman
 

Tooth of the Matter

Tooth of the Matter

 

(A tooth believed to have been pulled from Napoleonís mouth was sold at auction in London for $22,600.--item)

 

Heís a wise collector who

Is rife with history smarts.

And knew Napoleonís tooth must be

One of those boney parts.

 

Wonít Dog It

 

(Peg, a 4-month old puppy born without ankle joint and right paw will get an artificial leg.--item)

 

Peg will get a prosthetic

And play swimmingly as a guppy;

With only a hitch in her giddyup

Sheíll run like a proper puppy.

 

 

 

 


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