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Kaufman’s Korner
Pet of the Week
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  Kaufman’s Korner January 12, 2006


Howard Kaufman
 

A Month of Sundays

A Month of Sundays

 

I’m keeping my resolutions this year,

Nary a one will miscarry.

Time will tell I’m resolute--

At least through January.

 

Goody Goodies

 

They’re good for you: some pie, some chips,

Some macaroons--no joshing!

I doubted this until I read

“The Power of Positive Noshing.”

 

 

More Power To You

 

(Interior Department plans to open 20 million acres in nine western states to wind farms - news item)

 

To up our energy supply

On wind farms hope is pinned

A source for lighting cities, friend,

Is blowing in the wind.

 

 

 

 


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