||December 23, 2004
Nix the Xmas Gift!
Don’t buy Gramps a home computer,
He’d probably abuse it
As he doesn’t have a kid at home
To show him how to use it.
Happy Yule, Y’all
To our discriminating readers
From Iceland to the Ishmus
Let us spread our smiles a mile for you
And wish you a Merry Christmas!
After six children she’s having her way
Doc’s wife is now eating an apple a day.