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Kaufman’s Korner December 23, 2004

Howard Kaufman


Nix the Xmas Gift!

Don’t buy Gramps a home computer,
He’d probably abuse it
As he doesn’t have a kid at home
To show him how to use it.

Happy Yule, Y’all

To our discriminating readers
From Iceland to the Ishmus
Let us spread our smiles a mile for you
And wish you a Merry Christmas!

Apple Stopper

After six children she’s having her way
Doc’s wife is now eating an apple a day.