t first I
thought it was love, then I thought it
was money ... but now that I'm old, I realize that prune juice is
the key to happiness.
Whether a man
winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind
of chick he marries.
marriage often starts when a man gets so busy
earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.
When a man
marries a woman, they become one, but the trouble starts when they
try to decide which one.
If a man has
enough "horse sense" to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will
never be an old nag.