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Kaufman’s Korner December 9, 2004

Howard Kaufman


Sleep Walker

She stepped upon her sleeping pills
And crunched them in a heap.
Poor girl! But not a total loss,
Her right foot fell asleep.

Pale Salad Days

Dollar a pound tomatoes?
They’ve flown like Las Palomas;
At two-ninety nine we say
Arrivederci Romas!

Ancient History

He calls it his town car
Though it’s rusting away.
The town he’s referring to
is probably Pompeii.

Checked Mate

I’ve been married now three times
So you shouldn’t be surprised
That I’m a perfect gentleman,
I’ve been well supervised.