Nine Dog Peeves About Humans
1. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT!
2. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me
check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?
3. Any trick that involves balancing food on
my nose ... stop it!
4. Any haircut that involves bows or
ribbons. Now you know why we chew your
stuff up when you're not home.
5. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo
Hoooooooo, what a proud moment for the top of the
6. Taking me to the vet for "the big
snip," then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
7. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of
your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite
mastered that handshake thing yet.
8. Dog sweaters. Hello?
Haven't you noticed the fur?
9. How you act disgusted when I lick
myself. Look, we both know the truth,
you're just jealous.
Something just for fun . . .
Below are four (4)
questions and a bonus question. You have
to answer them instantly. You can't take
your time, answer all of them immediately.
Let's find out
just how clever you really are.
participating in a race. You overtake
the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you
answered that you are first, then you are absolutely
wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are
Try not to screw
up in the next question. To answer the
question, don't take as
much time as you took for the first question.
If you overtake
the last person, then you are ... ?
Answer: If you
answered that you are second to last, then you are
wrong again. Tell me, how can you
overtake the LAST person?
You're not very
good at this! Are you?
math! Note: This must be done in your
head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil
or a calculator. Try it.
and add 40 to it. Now add another
1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20.
Now add another 1000. Now add
10. What is the total?
Did you get
answer is actually 4100. Don't believe
it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
father has five daughters: 1.
Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the
name of the fifth daughter?
NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again.
Okay, now the
There is a
mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush.
By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy
a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
He just has
to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
to not give you too many more tests!
Signs That You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
You have to
hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
The back of
your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
off the floor...
bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
I'm as jober as a sudge.
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