My Gold Fish Died
Nancy was in
the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor Tom peered over the
what the youngster was up to, he asked in his friendliest way, "What
are you up to, Nancy?"
died," replied Nancy
without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
commented, "That's an awfully big hole for a
the last heap of earth and then replied,
because he's inside your damn cat."