Gentle thoughts for today...
Birds of a
feather flock together and crap on your car.
feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to
the end of his chain and gag himself .
If you can't
be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Don't assume malice
for what stupidity can explain.
A penny saved
is a government oversight.
The real art
of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right
time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at a tempting moment.
way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
hesitates is probably right.