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Cover Story October 14, 2004

by lyle e davis


Those of us in North San Diego County tend to think of us as only a somewhat homogenized mixture of people, with only two or three major cultures and ethnic traditions.


Guess again.


While it’s no surprise that the two most frequently spoken languages are English and Spanish respectively, it may surprise you to know that we have 18,490 persons in San Marcos alone who speak other than the English language.  






Family Talk


Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious ... here she's in the middle of her first term as Senator of New York and this has happened to her.


She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming:


"How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?"