grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice.
One day he took me aside and left me there.
I'm so old
that bartenders check my pulse instead of my ID.
you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas.
get old. All you have to do is live long enough. (Groucho Marx)
advantage to being 102: no peer pressure. (Dennis Wolfberg)
Death is not
the end; there remains the litigation over the estate.