If you had
purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you
had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
would have had $214.00.
Based on the
above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
the 401-Keg Plan