Editor’s Note: We’ve picked on
attorney so often that we thought, in the spirit of fairness, we
should turn our attention to another distinguished profession . . .
Q: What's an auditor?
A: Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all
Q: What's an accountant's idea of trashing his/her hotel
A: Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to
succeed as an undertaker.
Q: What's the most wicked thing a group of young
accountants can do?
A: Go into town and gang-audit someone.