Polly Wanna Be
Laura Bush bought her husband a parrot for his birthday,
and told Dick Cheney, "This bird is so smart! George already has
taught him to mispronounce over 200 words!"
"That's impressive, all right," Cheney said. "But you do
realize that he just says those words, right? He doesn't
understand what they mean."
"So? Neither does the parrot."