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Kaufman’s Korner July 15, 2004


Howard Kaufman

 

God Bless

God Bless?

If I ran into God

One wonderful day

And he sneezed, O Lord,

What could I say?

 

Ready, Willing, and Normal

 

Perfectly normal, the sonogram showed,

The fetus was doing okay.

Mother-to-be happily glowed,

No longer her fear held sway.

 

Perfectly normal the fetus appeared,

Ready for the world it was clear,

Clutching in his hand as B-day neared

A little cell phone at his ear.

 

Look Who’s Talking

 

Phone-a-vision users should

Observe this simple stricture;

Be combed or shaved and amply dressed

I think you get the picture.