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Kaufman’s Korner June 17, 2004


Kaufman’s Korner



Seeing Purples

The Purple Cow

I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you anyhow,
I’d rather see than be one.-
-Gelett Burgess


Ah, yes, I wrote the “Purple Cow”--
I’m sorry now I wrote it,
But I can tell you anyhow,
I’ll kill you if you quote it.
--Gelett Burgess


We quoted it, me and my frau,
Your “Purple” canted through us,
But holy cow, don’t kill us now!
It’s simpler, sire, to sue us.

Carb Trap

I never saw a carbohydrate,
I hope I never see one.
But if I do I know it’s true
I’d rather eat than be one.

Howard Kaufman









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