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Cover Story June 10, 2004

Terrorists Amongst Us?



by lyle e davis

 Most everyone we know loves cute little puppies, cute little kittens, cute little monkeys, cute little squirrels . . . animals are warm and cuddly and fuzzy and loyal and  . . . . well, they're just nice. 

 That innate feeling often arouses a sense of loyalty within us when we hear of an organization with such a high minded name as People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, more commonly referred to as PETA.  Why sure, we think . . . we'll support an organization with such a noble calling.  After all, we like animals.






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Too True


When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive.

 So I took her to the gas station.