|| June 03, 2004
by lyle e davis
Many a lonely cowpoke when cautiously and curiously stepping inside
his first smoke-filled, dimly lit, nineteenth century bordello and
seeing a Soiled Dove would enter one of the bordello's rooms to be
greeted with . . . "Come on in! This your first time Honey?" ...
Regular readers of The Paper know that we have a fondness for things
We've taken a look from time to time at our famous Civil War
battles, we've examined the lives and legends of our western hero
and our western outlaw. We've looked at our military champions . . .
but one area we've overlooked is the lives of those hardy pioneers
of the American West . . . the 'working girls.'
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Who gets the last laugh?
Last Child Support Check
Today is my daughters 18th birthday . . .
I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment.
Month after month, year after year, those payments!
I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got
there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check
over to your momma's house; you tell her that this is the last check
she's ever going to get from me, then I want you to come back here
and tell me the expression she had on her face."
So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear
what the witch had to say and what she looked like. As my baby girl
walked though the door, I said, "Well now . . . what did your momma
have to say?"
"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy."